Joker Made My Day!

Funny joke I read today!

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CONFESSIONS OF A KID

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year. '"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."

Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. Letter 1 Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Bobby Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2 Dear God, This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you. Your friend, Bobby Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3 Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday. Bobby Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4 God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you, Bobby Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5 God, I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE! !!!!!!!!!

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Wahahahahahahah... funny! I wonder who are the ones who come up with all these jokes. Or are they real?? Who cares, as long as they made me laughed ;p.

I was telling Bubbles that I felt abit down yesterday. After thinking through for a while, I concluded that I was.... Lonely. Yes lonely. Like when you want to do something, but cannot find someone to do it together. Like when you go grocery shopping, you have to lug all the unglam plastic bags and take a bus home yourself. That was what happened to me yesterday. I went grocery shopping at Tiong Bahru NTUC. Bought quite alot of things, which included 2 big cartons of milk. As I was crossing the road to the bus stops, I wished that someone would offer to carry those plastic bags for me. But of cos, no one did lor. The more I thought about it, the more miserable I felt. I told Bubbles 'I need love!' hahahahahah.

Bubbles said cannot rush into such things. Must wait patiently for the one I love and also love me to appear in my life. Wah... wait until when wor??? Not everyone is so lucky to end up with such a person. I am not sure, but in my opinion, many people out there settled for someone who loves them more than they love him/her, cos maybe thats the best deal they can get? Is it true? Well, if I can, of cos I hope that I can meet the one who loves me and I also love him as much, but who knows what will happen in future right? Maybe he will love someone else more? Or Maybe I have a change of heart? Remember I posted something on love or responsibility. To me, love and responsibility works hand in hand. Whether a relationship will work out depends on how you establish and nurture it, not just watch it waste away as time goes by. Of cos, it always takes 2 hands to clap. Its not enough if only one party think this way and the other does nothing. Maybe that is why divorce rate is going up, and birth rate going down....

But I still wanna say this: I NEED LOVE!!!!!!